not ordinary punches or kicks but fire...waterwalking...and rasengan...I KNOW ITS REAL SO ...........................................
tomo harigato for your help mastahhhhhh...|||If you wanna learn to be a real ninja I suggest you find your pals Bill and Ted and see if they%26#039;ll let you use the booth to move to Edo dynasty Japan. Also actual ninjas were absolutely nothing like teenage turtles, morphin%26#039; rangers, or whatever other Hollywood hokum is the flavor of the month. They were usually thieves trying to stay alive in a predominately agrarian economy or peasant farmers trying to resist the brutal occupation of Samurai warlords.
Ninjas as you know them now are merely Hollywood fiction. The closest thing to real ninjas nowadays are either Marine snipers or Navy SEALS. If you wanna join them talk to your nearest military recruiter. While there are countless schools proclaiming to teach you actual ninjitsu they are of dubious quality and most likely run by hucksters looking to cash in on adolescents with anime influenced masturbatory fantasies.|||to blow fire from your mouth, you put oil in your mouth, then lit a fire in front of your mouth and blow the oil from your mouth...easy...
waterwalking - put a Styrofoam on your feet. it should help you to float
rasengan - get a gun (it%26#039;s more powerful than rasengan)|||This one%26#039;s beyond help.|||Refer to R. Lee%26#039;s comment.|||Naruto ninjas ARENT NINJAS! there is absolutely NO stealth whatsoever, and ninjas didnt go around fighting people in arenas! they went covert, and killed people in their sleep. one ninja actually waited in a shoguns toilet for a day, until the shogun came to take a dump, then the ninja killed him.|||ask chuck norris|||Dude, ninja%26#039;s are possibly the most incorrectly portrayed people in the media. You know 90% of what they did was poisen people, right?
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