Sunday, April 26, 2009

What would happen if I attack a Ninjutsu master to test his ability?

Suppose, I say to a ninjutsu master: %26quot;Let%26#039;s see how good you are. I%26#039;ll attack you at my best(simulating that I really want to hit him) and you try to defend yourself%26quot;


I have no experience in martial arts. Suppose I attack him mainly with kicks and punches.|||youd get your *** kicked. If the teacher was good. If not then its up in the air. Its much harder than you think fighting someone, you need to train for stamina strength and speed. If no one has taught you how to fight your going to lose, unless you have a weapon. In which case it depends on how close you are and how good the teacher is.... Either that or he would use voodoo magic and beat you. then youd have no lunch afterwards..|||Ask Maasaki Hatsumi of Japan that question. Report Abuse
|||hhmm...you can%26#039;t just attack him like that...the main ninjutsu types is like a %26#039;shinobi%26#039;. You should ambush and attack him( dont kill him lol)...





but its weird thou...you don%26#039;t even know martial arts...|||You wouldn%26#039;t be the first, you won%26#039;t be the last. It is considered a shame to have that attitude. If a master is attacked, they will evade. Our art focuses on defense of heaven and putting the heart before the sword. I%26#039;m curious about where this desire to challenge comes from, although I suspect you%26#039;re just screwing around.|||You would not be able to find a true master, since he would be invisible! In fact, there are probably several ninjas in your house right now waiting to assassinate you for posting such a disrespectful question! : )





Seriously though, while ninjitsu is not the most realistic art for self-defense, a ninjitsu blackbelt would still be able to defeat an untrained attacker in most cases.|||If he is truly a master he would beat the snot out of you.|||dont and lets say you did|||ud get flattened!!!|||This answer is going to be very subjective based on a %26quot;Ninjutsu master%26#039;s%26quot; personallity.





If you ambush a random martial artist who doesn%26#039;t know who you are, I would be prepared to be injured, maybe fatally.





If you carefully state in a controlled classroom situation that you would like to learn their art, they may decide to teach you (providing you pay for lessons).





If you are trying to prove you are a jackass (ala Johnny Knoxville), then challenge one to a fight, and prepare to get your *** kicked if you run into one without a sense of humor.





Having (in a good natured learning way) sparred with some Jujitsu black belts (one of my former roommates and his friends) in my college days, I can say it is always a painfull experience.|||He would laugh, drop some smoke and disappear!|||you get your *** kicked so quickly, you would not be called a man anymore. yes, they are that deadly, and skilled.|||well that depends the ninjustu master and f his/her life is in danger or not. most ninjustu master act on a self of defense if they feel there lifes in danger or not, but a good ninjustu master would%26#039;nt test there ability%26#039;s unless really have too.|||I strongly suggest that you don%26#039;t do what you propose in your question. It doesn%26#039;t matter whether you announce your attack or not- the ninja will be ready for it. It is impossible to sneak up on and attack a ninja; they have developed their senses (hearing, sight, even smell) so acutely that the presence of another person is instantly known to them. So, let%26#039;s say that you challenge the ninja in the manner that you wrote. You come at him with punches and/or kicks. The ninja has a few different options. He can parry your first punch and kill you with a counter stab to the throat or heart, perhaps using a shobo or a shuriken. Perhaps the ninja will extend your lifespan by choosing to play around with you for a moment by simply avoiding your strikes with his superior speed, not allowing you to even touch him. As soon as you show an opening (only the slightest is needed for the ninja to strike), the ninja would strike. Again, many options for him here, all of them resulting in your death. Perhaps he%26#039;ll stealthily draw a kama from his sleeve, and counter a punch you throw by slicing off your hand with a quick slash. While you react by slipping into shock to your amputation, the ninja finishes you off with a slash to the throat, severing your head from your body (resulting in instant death). Perhaps the ninja will do a front flip over your advance, choose to draw his Kyoketsu-shogei, and bury it in your neck or chest from six feet away. Ninjas carry numerous weapons in addition to their martial arts training. Ninjas have no mercy, and never leave opponents alive after a confrontation. However, a ninja will rarely attack an innocent person, so if you do encounter one, leave him alone.





If you absolutely feel the need to acknowledge the presence of a ninja, perhaps you could get away with a bow of respect. What you wouldn%26#039;t get away with is attacking him, or challenging his combat/assassination skills.|||Well seeing as Ninjutsu is a load of bull, I imagine that the so-called master would get knocked out, even if you barely touched him. After all, Ninjutsu is the art of impersonation of real fighters.





[Lawless laughs at loud.]|||You would be snapped in two like a stick, folded into an origami duck and then fed your own spleen. Good luck !!!|||Good luck finding a ninjutsu master.|||could kill you in a second if that it not good to scare any kinda of martial artist but a master that one rocket scientist question|||If you ask for a confrontation from a true master of Ninjitsu, he%26#039;ll absolutely deny you. He has nothing to prove to you. If it%26#039;s in a ryu/dojo situation, he%26#039;ll probably just floor your every attempt at an attack leaving you battered and constantly point out why you%26#039;re losing. If you try to ambush a true master, this is the last question we%26#039;ll ever hear from you. Their art is designed to kill and leave no trace of them being there.|||you wouldn%26#039;t attack him, he%26#039;d floor ya in a second|||You will die is less than 1 second. The best way to defeat him is to attack his weakest spot -- his balls. Try to grab them as soon as you can. lol.|||You won%26#039;t be able to touch him if he is in the Shodan level. All level 5 ninjutsu masters had Sake test, which intruduces the killer instinct.|||hopefully you won%26#039;t die and he will just catch your puch and throw you on the ground or sweep your kick and push you over|||He would kill you.|||ha ha ha I%26#039;m curious to see that|||Make out your last will and testament before you try.

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